All about Paddington
Almost everyone knows that Paddington is a bear who usually wears a duffle coat,a rather shapeless hat and, on occasions, Wellington boots. Many people also know that his favourite food is marmalade and that he orginally comes from Darkest Peru.
Darkest Peru. DARKEST PERU? Joseph Conrad would be pleased. Joseph Conrad, the KKK, and the Michigan Militia.
FYI:
Britain welcomes Peruvian immigrants- if they are willing to starve, keep their mouths shut, clean:
"Afghan hijackers are still here, some of them living on social security. This understandably makes life awkward for all the hard-working immigrants: those like Paddington Bear, who lives happily at 32 Windsor Gardens, helping around the house, subsisting on marmalade and not looking to the state for a penny. I seem to remember that he’s a great patriot too, who is ebulliently grateful to be in Britain, and who once becomes tremendously excited about the possibility of meeting the Queen.
There is a difference, in short, between benevolent bears from Darkest Peru and extremists who make no secret of their contempt for Britain and its values."
Paddington is an English name, not like MUHAMMAD.
I lost my v-card to a Peruvian - he don't look like fuckin' paddington bear. I guess he just sorta looks like a homeless, so maybe he does look like paddington bear. I lose.


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