Sometimes I want to kill my dad's wife. No need to go into why but I do. And anyway, that's not healthy or something I should advertise to the world but whatever. So when I have these thoughts, or can't stop thinking about some other stupid shit - a guy, my wasted life, economic insecurity, how i'm probably barren - I stop and try to change the way I'm thinking. So I'll think of something I'm grateful for that starts with each letter of the alphabet. You start with A, and depending on what mood you're in, you could say anything from apples to adderal. I'll go with Australia, where I'm somehow a citizen.

B. Brangelina
C. Coloring books
D. Drake's dance in Hotline Bling video
E. Emotionally available men
F. Foo Fighters
G. Gasoline, the smell of
H. Happy children
I. Institutions
J. Jew jokes
K. Killer Angels, The
L. Lentils lentils lentils
M. MAPS!!!!  Manute Bol
N. Nevermind the Bullocks
O. Orpheus and Eurydice
P. Peters Projection
Q. Quincy Jones
R. Rasputin
S. Saul Alinsky
T. Treadmill
U. Uninterrupted sleep
V. Valentines day poem by Hemingway
W. Washington, D.C.
X. Xanthophylls (like lutein)
Y. Years in the 90's
Z. Zero-emission vehicles