I was unaware that Blanket Jackson is male

I worry about this angry Frida Kahlo lookin child from time to time. The same way I worry about Shyne down in Belize and the whereabouts of Pras and what happened to Elliot Stabler.*

WELL, as it turns out, not only was Michael Jackson male, but so is his third child, Blanket. He changed his name to Bigi so the kids at school would stop taunting him. Why is Bigi better than Blanket? I dunno. I also don't know who the fuck would mess with this evil ass androgynous beast resembling stone cold killer. Blanket, Bigi, Damien, whatever... those eyes. No soul.


*If you care, Shyne did in fact convert to Judaism (I said otherwise in 2009) and still deported as fuck living in Belize. Pras has been creating documentaries in LA, Somalia, and Haiti. Elliot Stabler/ Christopher Meloni WHO I RECENTLY FOUND OUT IS FROM DC - doesn't do much. He rented out his NYC apt to a Saudi Prince.