I been tryna tell y'all I'm a delicate white woman, emo-shove-your-head-in-the-oven Sylvia Plath. Delicate, yes. I AM!!!!
Malibu Promises "seems a lot like summer camp for addicts. Located on a Malibu hillside, the facility offers patients luxurious private rooms with a panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean, as well as gourmet culinary cuisine. Incorporating everything from art, drama, and music, to horseback riding and surfing, into their therapeutic treatment, it's no wonder the rich and famous chose Promises as the place to recover from addiction."
SHE AINT GO TO CHURCH, PLEASE:
Lindsay Lohan has already left promises twice in the week since she was admitted. The first time was to go work out at a local gym...Even though Promises includes physical fitness. Secondly, Lohan left to attend church. Their website doesn't mention spiritual care, so perhaps this field trip was necessary.
well, bye. I'm leaving our friendly baltimore shady character in charge. he doin my unemployment, too. told you i was a luxurious white woman.
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