All of which are American dreams, all of which are American dreams, all of which are American dreams
I've been put on 9:30pm curfew for "behavior." I didn't tattle on my roommate (the klepto who steals all her shit fro Publix) for having Gilberto, her nasty rat gerbil thing. I don't really care. I have a friend who lives below me and i'm without a car or rollerblades so it aint like i got nowhere to go.
My other roommate came home shit-faced talkin' bout her dirty underwear and starburst candy. She's been taken away now. Magically, the toilet is no longer clogged and nobody is missing food. :(
Got HIT by the legally blind kid riding his bike on the sidewalk. Jesus. I was told about him and his big ass glasses. Not allowed to drive, so I guess he terrorizes the neighborhood on his bike.
DONT BE A MENACE TO PALM BEACH WHILE RIDING YOUR BIKE THROUGH SOBERTOWN.
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