Living in Little Haiti - around the corner from a meth-lab that smells like a sewer - in an apartment w/o air conditioning

Isn't all bad. No one looks twice or says a word when I roll up into Walgreens blasting that drag queen Adam Lambert, and buy XXL, a four-pack of sugar-free Red Bull - braless, titties poppin'. DC just judgemental. Although I have no excuse for my titties now- recently got fitted for a bra. First time ever. Victoria's Secret. 36B. fat fat fat.