thats great, it starts with an earthquake, birds, snakes, an aeroplane

BP says it has reinstalled a containment cap on its blown-out well in the Gulf of Mexico after an accident unleashed a torrent of oil.
BP was forced to remove the cap after an underwater robot bumped into the venting system.

An American man who was arrested in Pakistan while on a solo mission to "hunt down Osama Bin Laden" is back in the United States.
Gary Brooks Faulkner arrived at Los Angeles airport on Wednesday. He said he would not give up on his mission.

North Korea to hold rare party meet 'to elect leaders'

Uh oh, overflow, population, common food, but it'll do.

Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and the revered and the right - right.

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty psyched.

Heavy rain has brought devastating floods to two states in north-east Brazil. More than 40 lives have been lost, 600 people remain missing and thousands have lost their homes and livelihoods.
 
 
Bionic feet for amputee cat
 
A French man accused of killing a fellow prison inmate and then eating part of his body has been sentenced to 30 years in jail.
 

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign towers.

Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn.

Locking in, uniforming, book burning, blood letting.

Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.

Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.

Watch your heel crush, crushed. Uh-oh, this means no fear cavalier.

Renegade steer clear! A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies.

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

Israel asks UN to shelve aid ship raid inquiry

Israel has asked the UN to suspend attempts to organise an international inquiry into a deadly raid on a ship trying to break the blockade of Gaza.

Swiss graffiti man faces Singapore caning

And they wont stop playing Michael Jackson....