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1. What is your favorite smell?
- Gasoline.

2. Who was the last person to call you?
- Josh Hollinger

3. Why did they call you?
- He is coming to visit this week and asked if we could go to the Forbes Theatre (maybe he meant Ford's?)

4. How do you like your eggs?
- Scrambled

5. Who was the last person you hugged?
- Don't nobody give me hugs. Maybe Jack

6. How many times have you been cussed out?
- I've been cussed AT countless times, not sure about the number of times I've been shut-down.

7. Which member of your family would you swap for another if you could?
- Dag. Everyone already knows the answer.

8. If someone had to write a book about your life, what would the title be?
- James Astorga and I decided about three years ago that it would be: - Falling from Grace - Downward Mobility in the Age of Affluence

9. Which three celebrities would you most like to have sex with?
- Ryan Gosling. Hugo Chavez. Mark Ruffalo

10. What is your favorite album?
- Third Eye Blind - Third Eye Blind :(

11. What country would you love to visit?
- Peru. Portugal. Germany

12. What kind of people are you scared of?
- Serbs

13. Do you want to learn another language?
- Yes. (German)

14. What's your favorite pick-up line?
- "Hey babygirl. How you feel about I wanna fuck you in the ass?"

15. What's the worst thing about your gender?
- uh... bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, i suppose.

16. What is your favorite mouthwash?
- Not allowed to have mouthwash.

17. crunchy or creamy pnut butter?
- crunchy or cashew butter

18. guitar or piano?
- piano piano piano.

19. Emo or goth?
- Kill em all. But i guess goth

20. Blind or deaf?
- someone said yesterday "you sound like you are hard of hearing." Thanks.

21. Would u walk through a graveyard alone at night?
- Yeah.

22. Who was your first kiss?
- Marley Waters.

23. Who was the last person you thought about?
- ...Marley Waters.

24. I'm listening to...
- "We Float," PJ Harvey

25. Name something you have in common with all of your siblings?
- white devil