Attn Kofi Asare: It's because you were sucking Courtney Love's breast in a Wendy's parking lot

Homeless is in these days tho, so don't worry about it. Apparently I went dumpster chic 4 years too early. Well, maybe that was Monica Escobar. Hmm.
C.Lo & Ed Norton's 20th B-day, morning after: "She was what? Sucking my tittie up against the wall?"
"Just e-mail her and say, 'I'm sorry but I'm not really bisexual, I'm just an alcoholic,' which is at least true, I think."