Some lunatic or person with the wrong address keeps sending me flowers. First sunflowers. Yesterday a potted orchid was sitting at my front door. The Lord works in mysterious ways. I think maybe I need to leave a note on the door: "Amy's Haus of Ill Repute" - & maybe they will understand that their love don't live here anymore. Dearest Boo Radley or To Whom it May Concern,
Please leave the following: 1. albuterol inhaler 2. a pair of size 6 rain boots 3. some canned goods
4. rent check
Thanks for the flowers.
xo yer friend Scout Finch
hahahahah bitch you have me in tears!
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