I may be unemployed, pale, and asthmatic

but my Persistant Genital Arousal Syndrome is gone. I can focus on mundane tasks again and ride the bus. I can also pursue career opportunities, like completing the steps to become a train driver:

To become a train driver, you must be responsible & well-organized, w/ quick reflexes. You must have excellent vision & hearing. Leadership & initiative are necessitues, as is the ability to speak clearly and coherently. The first step to when you want to become a train driver is to search for jobs. U.S. railroads have jobs on websites, phone numbers to call, AND a 2-mth training program that teaches you what you will need to know to be a train driver. (Like?)
From a better online source:
Train driving doesn't require any academic achievement, you need to be disciplined, comfortable alone for long periods, able to handle responsibility & be able to be trusted to apply safety-critical procedures w/out constant supervision. If you're one of life's worriers the job will kill you, so forget it! Beyond that any sensible and reliable person should be able to become a Train Driver.

Dream Deferred. Shit.