Lauren Williams' genius ass on the content of my ex-husband's purse:
"...but instead entered into a world of luxurious, fat-hating, sexytime shambles. some of the things we found:
a GPS. hydroxycut. chanel checkbook. orbit white. great lash mascara. deep steep moisture stick. blue blockers. lv wallet. hoodia. green tea extract. mini aids ipod/coach case. cocoa butter. banana-flavored dental dams. weight defense multi-vitamins. and a shitload of receipts."
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